teawishing:

allthingsdiealone:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:


MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONGAND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?



This is just too good.

teawishing:

allthingsdiealone:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

This is just too good.

(via workandlove)

"I’m so excited. Tomorrow when I get home I’m going to eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Like seriously, if I could, I would fast forward time until then, just so I could eat that peanut butter and banana sandwich."

— I don’t love anything in this world as much as my roommate Jake loves peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

“So Emily, what did you do today?”

“Well, I bought insurance and then wrote out a grocery list.  But then I saw that the Brandy version of Cinderella was on BET, so…”

(Source: 5271, via out-gayed-myself)

iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

scollision:

Perfect analogy.

scollision:

Perfect analogy.

(Source: aperfectillusion, via remuslives23)

twinspeaks:

Forever Favorite FilmsThe Sandlot (1993)

Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they’re too scared, or they don’t recognize it when it spits on their shoes.

(via annie-banks)

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themattsmith:

Jurassic Park theme song, slowed down 1000%.  

This needs visual aids.

Preferably directed by Terrence Malick.

Absolutely gorgeous.

(Source: levegianis, via workandlove)

ratsoff:

Scenes From This Weekend: Harvard Bridge

ratsoff:

Scenes From This Weekend: Harvard Bridge

ROBYN ALL DAY ERRY DAY

ROBYN ALL DAY ERRY DAY

When I go home to visit my parents

wheninwinona:

inmymimeseye:

Let this be proof that Matt Damon has always been perfect and Ben Affleck has always been perfectly tolerable.

(Source: stannisbaratheon, via themattsmith)

(Source: noexfieldson, via annie-banks)